All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage…
(843) I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I have a new game. It’s called “how weird can you act before a guy won’t fuck you”. I’ve deducted most guys are willing even if you’re batshit insane.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, “I’M NOT JUDGING YOU” over and over
I was judging you